“Oh hey there, you all appeared out of nowhere! Name’s Leah. Some people just call me Daisy. It’s a weird name, though, but I like it.”
✖; “Daisy? How cute. I’m Dominic, pleasure to meet you, Leah.”
Says the boy that would go straight if some chick asked. Cut the shit, Corporal.
✖; “ASHLEY BELL IS A GODDESS OKAY.”
(Source: dominicthestrange)
“Um…maybe, but I’m pretty sure you can go to jail for that. You’re a horny little bastard, aren’t you?”
✖; “Oooh, called me a bastard, how dare you. But yes. Can’t help it either.”
(Source: dominicthestrange, via melaniepierce)
“Have you tried therapy?”
✖; “Does it involve a good fucking?”
(Source: dominicthestrange, via melaniepierce)
Verse 2 Dominic is the Dommy most of my old rp partners from years ago will be familiar with. Sex-driven little kitten, he is. Not the smartest, but he has sass. Also super gays.
Verse 1, is Vampire!Dominic. He’s bisexual. So, if you want to interact with that charming fellow, lemme know.
{ ♡ } -; “Well, technically no since t’s not your body bu’ I coul’ be wrong. Sorry, ‘m not an exper’ on masturbation.”
✖; “Still counts as an answer, I’ll take it.”
(Source: dominicthestrange, via abnormalmixture)
“Honestly, who even has thoughts like that, bro?”
✖; “Me. Obviously.”
(Source: dominicthestrange, via melaniepierce)
✖; “If I had a clone of myself and had sex with it, would that count as masturbation?”
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